Ok, I apologize. Profusely. Because (a) this isn't the meme follow up and (b) well, you'll see why when you click the link.
For the record, I am, indeed, a 41 year old female, not a 10 year old boy.
Facts On Farts
Oh, and to whoever the person was that asked the question about halfway down inquiring what the brown spots in undies after farting are? Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! ::wipes eyes:: Thanks for the laugh.
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thanks for a thursday laugh!
LOL! Nice.
Glad to share the laughs! Life sucks enough that we should laugh when we can.
THE MORNING THUNDER.
oh lord have mercy. I can't stop laughing.
good god. some of these questions. I want to know (personally) the people who lay awake wondering about these things at night... "Do turtles fart?"
The person that asked "Is it possible for a fart to kill you?" has never been trapped in a small room with my beau. He's going to have to start living outside with the dog soon.
Which he'll hate, since, according to this, the dog will likely stick his nose up his rear in an attempt to inhale as much of the gas as he can.
Okay.
Must stop thinking/typing about farts.
OH GOD THERE IS A QUESTION ABOUT QUEEFS.
You've done a good deed by posting this. Not only have I laughed madly (and out of turn... farts should have stopped being funny when I hit 14), but I'm going to be absolutely insufferable for the rest of the weekend. :P
I know, I know - I say that to myself every time I laugh at a fart but they're still funny. They just are.
EVERY morning, The Hubbs will turn off his alarm, stretch then let it rip. I ask him EVERY morning, "why can you not hold that shit till you get to the bathroom!" and EVERT morning, he responds, " because I want you to have something to remember me by..." I SWEAR to god...for 18 and a half years, this is our first conversation...
Dear PPG:
We have learned a lot. Thank you for the most interesting facts on farts. FartFacts.
Love,
FCD-P and FVT -C
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